DIY caffeine pharmacokinetics

A night of insomnia last weekend prompted me to build a mathematical model of my caffeine throughput. System dynamics provides the framework: Model description The stock and flow diagram shown above describes the basic system:  “Pipes” represent caffeine flow into and out of “reservoirs” (the boxes) that store caffeine. The text labels denote system variables, […]

marketing to scientists will give Red Bull new wings

“I don’t always drink rocket fuel, but when I do, I prefer Red Bull.” I hereby offer Red Bull a unique opportunity to sponsor my science career:  I’ll drink Red Bull while giving talks at scientific conferences and at my eventual Ig Nobel Prize acceptance ceremony, while Red Bull pays me lots of money. Scientists […]